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Girl that is so stash with her pussy you gotta pray to holy Jesus to get approved to even take a shot at a piece at that ass....
Dear Jesus, do i have a shot in hell on pulling a dirty bambie on that bitch?? Or should i just order a pizza????
When you bend a girl over, spread her cheeks and spit in her ass while in a Mini Cooper. Booty anal
I was trying to rip a dirty Santulli and threw my back out
When you put a strap-on on your head and fuck your partner in the ass.
Bruh, I dirty unicorned this chick so hard last night I will be washing turds out of my hair for a week.
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Dirty Nellie:
When you go to a punk bar and drink nothing but shots of whiskey and tall boys of raineer. You hit it off with a bar fly and fuck her in the bathroom while the band plays. BONUS points if you make it through the bands whole set.
Ey man, I totally just had my first Dirty Nellie at the show last night.
The act of getting head while enjoying thy cannabis, whilst playing Skyrim. (Most important part.)
Gary: my friend Jake was talking about doing a Dirty Dragonborn with some chick he bagged at the gas station.
Clyde: No way! A Dirty Dragonborn? That’s so cool!
8 player smash on Super Smash Brothers where everyone plays as Ganondorf. There must be Angry Orchard, Shock Top, and Pizza present in order for it to count.
We ordered Little Caesar's and did The Dirty Ganon last night. It was so funny!
a dirty valentino is a guy who isn’t even italian but just uses his name as a way to pick up tourist girls and then impregnate them before sending them off on a plane to the other side of the world.
“yea i got about 29 kids all over the world, i’m such a dirty valentino”
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