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ETHAN IS SUUUUUUUUUUPER SLOW LIKE AHHHH HURRRY UP!!!! XOXOXA he is slower than my dad at fallout 76 and thats SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWprops cuz hes sliding all over the place with his buttery chewy toes and pearly white teeth
nevermind ethan is a loner and once i saw him suck off a whole block of blue cheese, BARE MAN THE LAD IS i never want to suck his toes if its the last thing i do
Ethan is the best
why?
he wants to be friends with everyone, BUT, he's very shy at first, but once you get to know him he's funny, very athletic
and just soemeon you want to be friends with.
BEWARE, do NOT piss Ethan off, he is strong, even though he does'nt look like it
Ethan's the coolest guy bro
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Ethan is so cool, do not get into a fight with him
The best person ever. Truthfully will be your soulmate. He had to be the right Ethan because there’s some Ethan’s out there that suck complete ass. If you find the right one he is loyal, kind, funny, hard working, and literally everything good. His smile will lighten up your day and his hugs will make you feel like you are on top of the world. I hope y’all find someone like my Ethan.
Omfg Ethan is so sexy!
Mom! Guess what! ETHAN ASKED ME OUT!
Ethan, Ethan, Ethan, Ethan
All Ethan’s are straight up Emo and weird
Person 1: hey look that’s Ethan
Person 2: shhh hes Emo
Person 1: oh
someone you never forget. someone you miss with all of your heart.
if only that wasn’t the last time i would ever see ethan.