Rotten egg gash is when a girl forgets she has a tampon in there for a few weeks and it starts to real.
Hey, I went down on this chick and she had Rotten egg gash, it smelled Superbad and I caught the string of the tampon in my teeth.
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If you eat this there might be something wrong with you and i think you need to go to the hospital cuz its bacon egg and cheese you dumbass
Customer:Can i get a chicken egg and cheese please?
Worker:Boss get out here
Boss What happened
Worker:She order a chicken egg and cheese
Boss: Call 911 NOW!
Customer:???? Why
10 mins later...
FBI: Where is she
Boss: over there!
FBI: *KIlls Customer*
Everyone:*Dances happily*
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When you're eating a double cheeseburger while getting bomb ass head from the partner of your choosing.
She gave me the eggs and bacon Royal, best date of my life.
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having a clean record; where nothing can be used against a person or give someone else a reason to cause him trouble
Kathleen: Well, maybe it's something you've forgotten, something stuck away in the back of your mind.
Brad: No, I'm clean as a peeled egg. No debts, no angry husbands, no payouts, nothing.
Kathleen: Well, people don't just go around committing murder and frame-ups for the fun of it.
-The Dark Corner, 1946
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The act of a Mississippi Deviled Egg begins with a female taking a raw egg and absorbing it into her birth canal. She leaves it in there for a week. By doing this, it makes the egg become hard boiled. Next, she and her male partner proceed into copulation, cracking the shell. When the male is close to ejaculation, he pulls out and the girl gives birth to the hard boiled egg; usually, at this time, it is in pieces. Lastly, the male splooges onto the egg bits; thus making a Mississippi Deviled Egg.
The other day, my girl let me give her a Mississippi Deviled Egg. Her snatch smelled like rotten eggs for days, but it was so worth it.
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It is the name for a girl who is a wild character and loves to have a cainful evening on a friday night in the Gardinerz.
"The Human Pickled Egg", also, "The Picken", or "Jordan", loves to deck herself to Lady GaGa on a weekend after being severelly skullcapped for the smallest fee available!
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Relax, slow down, show patience.....as in a woman freezing her eggs for future pregnancy
You don't even graduate this year, you need to Freeze Your Eggs yo
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