how the other half lives

A phrase used to describe the working conditions of the lower class, often involving tiresome labor, menial tasks, and/or generally bullshit jobs.

Example 1:
Friend: My parents want me to get a job or else they will kick me out of house, but it's totally stupid because they're rich and don't need any rent money.
You: Have you considered that maybe they just want you see how the other half lives, or maybe they think that 26 is way too fucking old to be mooching off senior citizens, you entitlement douche?
Friend: Hey fuck you man!

Example 2:
Friend: I thought going into the armed services as an officer would be way better than going in enlisted, but yesterday I spent the entire night standing guard over my platoon's weapons as they all slept.
You: It is possible that your superiors just want you to see how the other half lives.
Friend: Perhaps, but it still sucks ass.

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gypped, jewed and sawed in half

To feel you've been taken advantage of (usually financially)

Person1: How much did you sell your TV for?

Person 2: 20 bucks

Person 1: Oh man, you got too little!

Person 2: I know! I feel gypped, jewed and sawed in half!

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Half Price Car Care

Perth Based company that does car care products. 5 star service too. these guys are awesome

Half Price Car Care, We care about your car

half-co-sister-in-law

Spouse's half-sibling's wife.

My half-co-sister-in-law is a good person.

half-great-great-uncle

Great-grandparent's half-brother.

My half-great-great-uncle is a good person.

half-co-aunt-in-law

Spouse's half-pibling's wife.

My half-co-aunt-in-law is a good person.

half sped-re child

Noun. A person exhibiting spasticated and idiotic demeanor, action, or pattern of speach, but is not however afflicted by any legitimate mental defect. Thus making this person a special type of stupid.

That guys a special type of idiot, a real half sped-re child.