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"I'm gonna go take a CNN, chill out on the real."
Translation: I'm going to shit in public with many witnesses, cellphones streaming it, and then blame someone else for it especially if they are the least likely to have done it, or for instance have an entirely plant-based diet and the shit texture is completely different were it to fall out of that person's ass, and I'll be back right after I'm done.
Someone on Fox News just told me to calm down, I'm gonna go take a CNN.
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A video on YouTube of a boy crying and then the king into a demon afterwards. Perceived as one of the scariest YouTube videos ever made.
If you value your sanity, stay away from that I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4 video.
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An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.
YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!
ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.
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Daughter "I'm in me moms car. BROOM BROOM"
Mom "GET OUT ME CAR!"
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What about me?
It isnt fair.
I've had enough now i want my share...
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The caption of a few images used when an individual says something that seems as if they were new to the world wide web.
kid: (in big red font) L00k whut i kan d0!
average human: *HA! HA! I'm using teh internet! image*
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Phrase mostly used and originated in South Carolina. To mean some one needs you to advance themselves or try harder, so it becomes beneficial to them or another.
Roger: dang i missed this weeks homework again.
Joyce: c'mon now! thats the third homework assignment u've missed this week...I'm a need you to do better
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