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September 21st is now national bring your Xbox to work day.
Joey: “Hey when is national bring your Xbox to work day?”
Dallas: “Oh that’s on September 21st you silly goose!”
To fuck a girl rough and get nasty w her
Girl: *having medium speed sex* you can work me up if you want
Guy: dafuq aight lil slut
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When you want your guy to make love to you .... Leaving nothing on your body untouched
Baby I need your hotdog with the works tonight 😍😍😍😘
Getting a work mate, willing or unwilling and strapping both of your cocks together forming a ‘double barrel’ take turns at cocking the gun once each, whoever blows it has to snort it and let it go down the back of the throat.
I hope He doesn’t wake up during this double barrelled work jerk roulette.
It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?
we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk
No. Now that Jordan has answered the question you only have one thing left to trade. There will be no further compromise.
Hym "So, no, I'm not going to work out to demonstrate my willingness to be puppeted around."
expression used by couples that are breaking up but won't admit it. Often just delaying the inevitable.
Tiger Woods & his wife were "trying to work it out" after she caught him cheating. But she took his ass to the cleaners anyhow