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GHB, high proof liquor, antifreeze, or any liquid that gets you crazy-ass drunk.
He done fucked up all night drinking monkey huice on his job!
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When you have a thought, then something totally ridiculous happens, and you COMPLETELY loose that thought. You were just monkey fucked.
You are sitting at a bar talking about some stupid bullshit, and then a car out side EXPLODES:
Person 1: Yeah man, so I was on my way to...
Car: BOOOOOOM!!
Person 2: Holy shit! ...What were you saying?
Person 1:... I have no idea.
Person 2: You been monkey fucked, fool.
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Street name for 2mg tablets of Xanax (Alprazolam). The name is derived from the three scores down one side of the long, white tablet, making them divisible by four. The scoring resembles the children's playground equipment 'monkey bars'.
Dude: Hey man, got any monkey bars?
Mr Mackey: Drugs are bad mmmkay.
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The joyful and tiresome act of sexual intercourse while hanging from the monkey bars.
Babe, my abs and arms are so sore from all of that monkey sex last night.
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A female with a fat pussy. Chunky as in chubby or thick. Monkey as in pussy. Not to be confused with a FUPA, which is a fat upper pussy area.
Nema: Ayo cuz did you smash last night?
Weez: Hell yeah nucca that broad had a Chunky Monkey!
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A gentleman who talks about how much he likes gravy then proceeds to bathe in gravy and then drink it, keeps pigeons, ferrets and t'wife in shed in t'garden. Eats toast with oxo cubes sprinkled on top, comes to the pub with £1.40 and manages to get drunk and spill 4 pints of tetleys down his tweeds.
A northern monkey is identifiable in the pub as usually can be heard asking "can I have a light f'mi fag"
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When a man defecates in his hand, then squeezes it so that the feces leaks out from between the fingers, and thrusts it into the vagina or ass of his partner.
Bill: Hey, John, have you met my new girlfriend?
John: I hate to tell you this, dude, but I used to totally monkey fist her.
Bill: That's disgusting. And kinky.
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