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y’all gon hate this girl more than von hates 63rd
cant say her name😣 is a female that most people cannot stand. we hate her more than von hate 63rd
The perfect response to "Somebody just called you deaf"
Also used when your name is Bethany and you don't want to be called Beth
'Dude she just called u DEAF! '
'What? '
' She called u deaf !! '
' Oh hell no, my name is NOT BETH '
It’s just like it sounds, a goddess name is what you would be named if you were one. Basically all you need to do is take your middle name and spell it backwards to make it a goddess name.
“What’s your goddess name, mine’s Emil”
“ That’s a cool name, mine’s Aicela”
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My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
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Person 1: “Dude I was just talking to Dylan yesterday.”
Person 2: “Oh really? mah name dulan mah name dulan mah name dulan mah name dulan mah name dulan mah name dulan.”
Person 1: “mah name dulan.”
Definitions: mah name dylan
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Person 1: “Dude I was just talking to Dylan yesterday.”
Person 2: “Oh really? mah name dulan mah name dulan mah name dulan mah name dulan mah name dulan mah name dulan.”
Person 1: “mah name dulan.”
Definitions: mah name dylan
The ugliest guy ever, he never manages to make anyone laugh and always makes people sad
No one likes to be around him and no one ever wants to be in his presence. He doesn't have many friends and is usually lucky to have one or two. He is often very dumb and only makes dumb jokes which may make people laugh because of the dumbness. He's bad at sports and can't do anything to save his life.
Omg that guys is so ugly and annoying he must be a Quito name