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a way to break an awkward silence in a conversation with friends.
Dave: she has nice skin
Bill: ...
Dave: Fat Penis
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a sexual favor a girl gives a guy. commonly called a handjob or hj
dayummm, that girl gives a great penis shake!
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1) A penis that has been in a moist area long enough that it feels heavily saturated, almost like a spaghetti noodle.
2) A long, thin, and flaccid penis.
1) She gave me a real spaghetti penis last night.
2) I don't think I'll call him back; he had a spaghetti penis.
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When any male has a tattoo of Jesus inscribed upon their penis in any location.
Done so that during penetration, the man can say to the woman. "Can you feel that? You have Jesus inside you."
Woman: "Oh, Jim! That feels fantastic!"
Jim: "I knew getting a Jesus Penis was a great idea. Doesn't sex always feel better when you've got Jesus inside you?"
Woman: "DAMN RIGHT IT DOES!"
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When a girl is done giving you a blowjob. She now has penis mouth.
ewww i don't wanna kiss you, you have penis mouth.
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(n.) 1. the act of performing oral sex on a man that involves a horrific amount of teeth. 2. the actual mouth of the person performing said action.
Jack was excited about Jill's intentions as she knelt down, but he was soon to experience the painful, tooth-filled wrath of her Penis FlyTrap.
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The act of rolling one's tongue on a penis, as you would roll your r's when speaking Spanish.
Last night, I asked Kevin to give me a penis twiggler, and he was very excited and willing to do it.
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