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Using an implement (e.g. cotton bud) to penetrate the ear canal repeatedly.
Is Jan cleaning his ear out, he’s been doing it for ages. No, he’s ear wanking
An arse wank is when you stick your fingers in your arse and have a wank. You can either stick your fingers in your arse and wank your cock, or stick your fingers in your arse and move them in and out and wank your arse.
Oh gosh I had such an arse wank last night, my arsehole exploded and it looks like the mariana's trench!
The images played out in your "wank bank" as you proceed to knock one out
Imaginative stimulation when there is no pornographic material to hand
( 2 very attractive ladies walk by) .... Those 2 hotties will be lezzing off in my wank theatrics tonight
The Wank That Stank is critically acclaimed as a New York Timers Best Seller and Owashomee, North Dakota.
The term of endearment used to describe the well know Ian Kelly.
Ian Kelly is such a wank stain and that is why he is so well liked
This is the BEST insult. It hails from Scotland or ireland. You can use it on your friends or people you hate.
(Haggis mcginnis) piss off ya wank stain!!!
(Kilt mc gee) me? A wank stain? Your the wank stain!!!
(The angry Scots man) we are all wankstains leave it as that yeah?
The act of masturbating with an item, usually a butt plug or finger, in one's anus.
I had a brilliant plugged wank last night, the finger made it extra special.