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This is the BEST insult. It hails from Scotland or ireland. You can use it on your friends or people you hate.
(Haggis mcginnis) piss off ya wank stain!!!
(Kilt mc gee) me? A wank stain? Your the wank stain!!!
(The angry Scots man) we are all wankstains leave it as that yeah?
The act of masturbating with an item, usually a butt plug or finger, in one's anus.
I had a brilliant plugged wank last night, the finger made it extra special.
That one friend that’s always honey
Me: have you seen Harry, he’s being a proper Thomas the wank engine today
wankin the terms of it being terrible. Hipster Wank is a term to describe bad art work using a medium that is outdated or just old. Hipsters are the ones who tend to use an out dated medium. They use it because they think it makes their art work better or they use it to show their different. You can see this on Instagram by simply looking at the hashtag “film is not dead”.
Person 1: “mate look at this photography”
Person 2: “yeah that’s a good example of hipster wank. Shooting in 35mm film doesn’t make your photography good”
A woman to giggle and wiggle her titties with her hands.
Woman: I had a great titty wank.
Ftiend: Me too.
A string of words describing a penis
"put ur willy wank dingle dong doodler away!"
giving a handjob to someone with a small dick
"how was last night with bill"
"i was almost caught wanking his nugget"