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go to your shortest friend and slap them smack across the face
friend:”go slap reese it’s national slap a short person day”
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When someone is overly obsessed with the hillarious hit tv-show Family Guy. Some common symptoms of this can be things like; boring the living crap out of your friends by telling the same Family Guy jokes over and over, turning all of your conversations into "did you see yesterdays episode?" or "so Peter was like...". One of the most irritating and shit indulcing symptoms is retelling an entire episode word by word thus extremely boring the other person. If not treated it can leave your personality consisting of nothing but Family Guy jokes.
Family Guy Personality Syndrome (FGPS) victim: Did you see yesterday's episode?!? I almost shit my pants twice!!
Diego: Ehh, no.
FGPS victim: Welllll, let me tell you the whole episode detail by detail! Don't worry it will only take about half an hour and be nowhere near as funny as actually watching it.
*Diego has now left the conversation, or risk getting a severe ear injury.*
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It means it makes you laugh at your own jokes.
Boy: What did the dog say to the camel?
Girl: What?
Boy: rough!
Boys mind: What do you think of that mr person number 2?
mr person number 2: aaah oooh eeee aaah
Boy: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Girl: Thats not funny.
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A subjective personality type where the individual looks boring, plain (and even unappealing) on the outside even when they try to put a fun spin on themselves (usually because they try too hard to be likable), then when you crack them open (depending on your personality type) you realize... they are actually a pretty gross on the inside. However there are other people who do like them a LOT for whatever reason (dogs), these individuals tend to flock to them immediately, either in defense of them or to basically eat them up, often offering some of the person's bullshit up to others who usually tell them either, 'I'm good' or 'eww, gross', to which they immediately take offense.
Dude, you should watch the Legend of Korra it is SO amazing.
Nah, Korra has a personality like a 'can of dog food'
Man, f*ck you, bro! Korra is awesome!
oh it’s national kick a tall person day i’m gonna kick you now
(adj.) Very boring and repetitive. Unpopular, monotonous and insipid
The employee walked into her boss' office and claimed he had all the personality of an airport departure lounge.
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The possessing and using of excessive email addresses.
May I have your email address? Give me a second to pick one, I have seven as I suffer from Multiple Internet Personality Disorder
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