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When you drink to much and explosively shart on someone.
"Man I drank way to much vodka and totally Russian Claymored that girl in the club last night.
Blatantly lying for the sake of propaganda purposes. Saying something which is obviously untrue to justify some ill deed.
"Of course I'm not expecting sex with you tonight", I said over the phone, talking like a Russian as I packed a big bottle of lube, half a dozen condoms and a small bottle of roofies.
When you do the Chinese Butt-Touch twice at the same time.
Hey there penis-touch, I heard you did the Russian Butt-touch.
It is a combination between a Roman Soldier Helmet and a Heat Pump where in the midst of delivering a Roman Soldier Helmet the male takes either and accidental or purposeful shit on the victims forehead. Thus delivering a hot steamer on their face.
"Thank god we had a load of wet wipes in the next room over because after a few drinks my boyfriend got real wild and gave me A Russian Heat Helmet. It made quite the mess."
When u pick somebody up an fuck em non stop
I’m gonna do a Russian pitstop on you
Sort of like an “Irish Goodbye,” dismissing yourself without a farewell, but doing it angrily. Very. VERY ANGRY. Often throwing your girlfriends keys at of your blue Toyota Tacoma window, after losing a game of parking lot tennis after track practice.
Layton was very upset that his blind ass eyes could not see the tennis ball, losing him the series, so he hit a RUSSIAN GOODBYE, leaving without kissing me goodbye. Instead throwing the ball through my car window.
Cumming in someones mouth the same time you make them laugh so cum shoots out their nose
Becky was pleasing me and i told a joke as i came and she got a Russian nose ring