Samwich [sandwich] [food]

The American pronounciation of the word 'sandwich' originating form the western state of Washington.

Biggie: Hey, can you go get me a samwich?

Angry Italian: Samwich? Ess thare an 'M' in the American pronounciation of the ward sandwich?

Biggie: What?

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massive nigga sandwich

a massive nigga sandwich is a sandwich an individual can buy for less than $10 that is literally the size of a human baby. (not to be confused with a big nigga sandwich though.)

Spencer: "damn bro that's a big nigga sandwich?"

Isaac: "nah bro this is a massive nigga sandwich."

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Roast Queef Sandwich

When two girls are scissoring and they queef onto eachothers vagina's simultaneously.

Bob: Dude, did you hear about Claire and Nikki's Roast Queef Sandwich?

Chris: C'mon man I'm trying to eat over here..

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pressed ham sandwich

A polite reference to a clean shaven vah-jay-jay. The overlapping labia tend to resemble the delicate folds deli ham (pickle insertion optional).

Fresh from her brazilian, Lillian proudly displayed her pressed ham sandwich.

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A subway sandwich with mayonnaise

there is a man and a women who are laying on top of each other and as they are having sex before the man is about to cum he removes his penis and cums on two pieces of bread which makes the bread look like it has mayonnaise. They he takes vegetables and adds it on the bread then puts the bread above and below them creating a sandwich

Eating a subway sandwich reminds me of the time I had a subway sandwich with mayonnaise with Devyn

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Dumb Dork Sandwich

Something you call someone who drives with their head up their butt and your children are in your car so you have to keep it clean.

Bad driver cuts you off and you have to throw on your brakes.
"You Dumb Dork Sandwich!!!"

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sour cream sandwich

when two men are in love and they feel it is the right time to take their relationship to the next level by translating their emotions into physical actions. during this act of love making they both simultaneously ejaculate onto each others chests then proceed to give each other a giant heart-felt hug.

i like sourcream sandwiches .............................. a lot

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