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one who drives a car that has an accessory (i.e. rims, or sound system) which is worth more than the car itself.
Got my Pinto on 24's, goin' stewy in a dummy-fly
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The act of skydiving from a high elevation while receiving a hand job from another male with duct tape or another sticky substance (gorilla glue) around the palm of the male whom is ejaculating his male partner.
Guy 1: Hay Jim, what did you and your boyfriend do this weekend?
Jim: We performed the art of the Flying Frindle TapeJob.
Guy 1: What?...
(Jim Removes Pants)
Guy 1: Why is your dick wrapped in gauze?
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A creature who religious people believe is more ridiculous than "God" for no apparent reason.
Guy 1: Do you believe in God?
Guy 2: I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Guy 1: That is ridiculous,
Guy 2: As is "god"
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This is a judged event so 1 to 5 other people of many nationalities should be in the room while this is done. When you are ready to have sex, with both partners naked, the woman lays spread-out on the bed. The man jumps directly on top of the woman with his arms spread out like wings. The man lands on the woman, penetrating her deeply. He gives her "two humps" and in a fluid motion gets his legs under her so that she is on top. Holding her legs up, she spins on his erect penis, completing this move. The move is then judged on technique. If the woman moves at all during penetration, marks are deducted, if the man falls or misses during the jump, disqualification can occur.
Person 1: "Dude I won a Gold medal last night in sex!"
Person 2: "No way man, what did you do?"
Person 1: "I got two 9.5s, a 9 and an 8 from the Russian judge for pulling off the flying camel spin."
Person 2: "Go Canada Go!"
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a used tampon hanging from a tac in the ceiling
man, that dude stinks more than mexican fly paper.
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Another, more polite way of saying "screw off" or "bitch plz"
Girl1: You're being such a bitch right now
Girl2: Oh, Go Fly ME...
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An expression of tiredness and laziness, often used when not wanting to go to work
Holy flying ass balls, I do not want to go to work today.
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