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Pee Flow Tree

The process of deciding whether or not to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

I really have to pee. But I don’t want to get out of bed. I wonder if I can make it through the night without having an accident? Is it really that bad to have an accident? No one will know. I probably need to change the sheets anyway. Maybe I should just go ahead and get up to pee now since I’m awake after going through this pee flow tree.

by Jfman August 30, 2018


Tree Simulator

An apparentlty very relaxing game that as you keep playing becomes increasingly more stressful

"That game is just a tree simulator"

by ilovefactorials March 16, 2024


Kentucky Shade Tree

When a male individual neatly rests each testicle over each closed eye socket of a fellow individual, (male or female), hence shading the eyes like a Kentucky Shade Tree.

They were sleeping so I gave them a Kentucky Shade Tree to keep the sun out of their eyes.

by Kentuckmaduck May 04, 2021


Crying tree

A tree at CTV Toronto in Agincourt, Scarborough where junior employees go to cry after they have been shouted at by management.

Natalie: Where is Sarah? I need her to work on a story.

Sam: She’s in tears at the crying tree… after you yelled at her.

by udson82 June 15, 2022


The Smoking Tree

The Smoking Tree (noun) is that one place at or near your high school where all the where stoners would go to smoke with minimized fear of getting caught. For example, at my high school the smoking tree is so big, it's leaves/pines conceal the smokers inside, so they will noy get caught.
The Smoking Tree refers to any place, not just huge trees, where people can smoke safely.

"Yo Tyrone, lets go drive to The Smoking Tree

during the lunch break so we can roll up this fat blunt."

by Yaboi AV November 02, 2017


Thai Tea Tree number Five

Thai Tea Tree number Five. Annoying but fun.

Thai Tea Tree number Five will haunt you in your sleep.

by Duckyduckduck123duck January 14, 2021


Talking trees

An event in the 60s where you get clapped by guys in black pyjamas armed with AKs in the jungles.

I was in Vietnam when we were ambushed by talking trees.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023