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To the point of intoxication where the person's eyes can no longer blink in unison much like Daniel Radcliffe, the actor who plays Harry Potter in the major motion pictures.
Dude check it. Ralph is offcially Harry Potter Eyed!
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Many men envy this elusive type of chub (erection). While attaining a 1/2 or even 3/4 chub is a well respected achievement, the Harry Potter Chub is a holy grail in the eyes of a man. The reference to Harry Potter is a nod to the Platform 9 and 3/4 as initially seen in the book. Such an erection, thus, goes beyond the normal realm of chubs. When a man surpasses the half chub with ease, a Harry Potter Chub is likely to arouse, while mysteriously skipping past all numbers in between.
To attain such a desirable chub, a man is usually subject to seeing an extremely attractive woman and/or objects such as HBT, jeeps, beer, colorado, sandwiches etc. This certain chub can cause pants to tighten and young children to scream. Use caution.
Also known as the HP chub or the Ron Jeremy Chub (RJ chub), who subsequently has a 9 and 3/4 inch penis at full girth. It's not a coincidence.
Mike: Hey have you seen any hotties lately?
Jeff: Yeah, there was this really hot chick in my accounting class. She was giving me a solid Harry Potter Chub.
Mike: Skeet skeet!
Jeff: Why are both our dicks so big, Mike?
Mike: We have been blessed by Hagrid!
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The biggest pussy to ever walk the planet. Where’s dresses, is confused as to whether he is a man or a woman. Makes shit music.
“Hey, is that Harry Styles?”
“Yea, he’s the worlds biggest pussy!”
“Yea, fuck that guy! I wanna beat the shit out of his scrawny little ass!”
“Same!”
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It is a fucking boring british culture that no one actually likes it is full of cunts and pricks and british tea drinking twats
harry potter is gay
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a one direction groupchat formed on twitter by 3 girls, the name is based on Harry Styles' fourth nipple. all they do is talk to each other because they don't have any more friends, zoom 24/7 and never sleep.
all the girls in harry’s 4th nipple groupchat are besties
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Harry James Potter is defined as fictional character and the titular protagonist in J. K. Rowling's series of eponymous novels. ... The film and book series revolve around Harry's struggle to adapt to the wizarding world and defeat Voldemort. He is preferably called the chosen one by most. He is hot and has dated every single girl (dracos a girl) besides me. People say he is underrated in his own story, I don't fully agree. But there ya have it, Harry James Potter. Have a nice day if you read this lol.
"I prefer Draco over that Harry James Potter.." a muggle says (the girls who like Harry Potter for Draco) "Yes, and that's your opinion. Quite frankley, that's a lot of people's opinion.." I say rolling my eyes! (I respect the ones who does not just like Harry Potter for draco)
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