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a girl called kentgal who runs the mafia
otherwise known as a right cuntgal.but mainly turd face.
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To sleep for long periods of time and really disappoint your parents not only by your sleeps habits but your sexual adventures on winona
Man, did you see that huge turd sleep the week away after getting cocked up at the vacation house?
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The art of dropping a deuce "inconspicuously" with the bathroom door open, the lights off, and under the assumption that no one knows you're in there . Typically Free Range Turders are caught in the act; the perpetrator resembles a deer in headlights.
Ahahaha I just caught Kaysi Free Range Turding... again.
If I have to see one more Free Range Turd go down in this house, Imma lose my damn mind!
FRTer ( fur - tur )
Once a FRTer always a FRTer...
Warning to any FRTers, I'm turning on the lights
I can't hear anything, but it sure smells like a Free Range Turd
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Something undesirable dressed up or talked up as if it is something desirable and sweet. It may be sweet on the outside, but it is still poop at the core. Similar to the saying "lipstick on a pig" (except 'lipstick' often refers to people, and 'SCT' to an object).
My coworker tried to dump her project in my lap, but in this sickeningly-sweet way, like it was a sugar coated turd...like I wasn't supposed to notice or acknowledge it was a turd simply because it had sugar sprinkled on it!
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When a person only feels comfortable defecating when they are in their own home.
(Note-Similar to Home Ground Advantage)
Barry:Hey man, you can shit in my toilet if you want?
Joe: No Bro, I've got to have Home Turd Advantage!
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A salty turd storm is when you take bath salts, air dusters, and jenkem and do them all at once for a one of a kind high. There have been reports that if you take enough of it, you will a high that lasts an entire year! Salty turd storms are reserved only for the coolest people on the planet such as Daniel Tosh.
Deven: Hey dude, what did you do last weekend?
Corbin: I was caught in a salty turd storm and got FUCKED UP! I woke up choking on a baloon with jenkem juice all over my face and in my clothes and all in my hair though...
Deven: Dang sounds like you had a pretty shitty weekend.
Corbin: No man its awesome, wanna get in a salty turd storm tonight?
Deven: Fuck Yeah!!!
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It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you
"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"
"oh really, sweet"
"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"
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