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• Someone who is funny and always makes you laugh. Never a dull moment.
• What you call your best friend when they are being silly af and make you laugh too much.
"I cant stand you right now, ur such a turtle biscuit."
An oral sex act performed by a woman when getting her anus eaten. A turd is protruded from the butthole and then retracted back into the colon repeatedly in the mouth of the partner.
What'd you get into last night Jake?
I was eating this chicks ass and she totally turtle tossed me bro. I kinda liked it. I'm pretty sure I'm into turtle tossing now.
When your poop keeps coming in and out like a turtle Bobbing
Trent let me go to the restroom I'm turtle bobbing
A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.
I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!
I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.
A special combination of three different strains of marijuana. The combination is then taken eight times, the number of bowls is then represented by levels of the session.
yoooooo maaaan, i fucking took the turtles foot and its likeeee turtles up your face alll the fucking time footing you theirr soliciatizing feet.
the turtle has two turtles foot, the other two are liess.!
a type of turtle with a banana shell that existed 64 billion years before the universe. they eat trees
hi im a banana turtle. i eat trees.