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giving a handjob to someone with a small dick
"how was last night with bill"
"i was almost caught wanking his nugget"
When you spend more time wanking than actually having sex with your partner.
Joe's in a wank relationship. Man I have more sex than he does and I'm single.
When someone is continually playing on there smart phone and avoiding more important work and getting self gratification from it.
Has James compiled that report? Na he is phone wanking again!
A reach around with added difficulty.
While juggling 9 cats and eating Doritos? That’s a complicated wank!
Guys that see themselves as macho wank to Internet pics of hot girls. They didn't realize these were trans women. These are guys with Corvettes and stuff. When they find out the object of their lust was originally a man they get angry
That guy with the Corvette used to please himself to a hot model often seen with cool cars. When he found of she was originally a man he experiences T wank rage.
Wank off the male until they cum and catch as much cum as you can in your hands. State your spidey senses are tingling and fling your arms out in spiderman fashion so impressive "webs" of spunk fling outwards.
I hit his TV and dining table with my Spidey Wank