I'm Wet

To be intoxicated beyond comprehension, stupefied by an alcoholic potion; helplessly inebriated

Jonathan: Want another Hennessy and Coke brother?

Brandon: Nah man, I'm wet and ready to start macking on these leeseys at the club and maybe take one back to the gates!

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wet willy

When you wake someone up by putting your wet erect penis in his/her ear.

"Wet willy, wet willy, I just gave you a wet willie!"

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wet and forget

1. the feeling of regret after banging an ugly girl

2. casual sex that is not expected to repeat (similar to tap and gap)

Peter: "Dude did you root that pig mandy last night?"
John: "Yeah, but it was just a wet and forget"

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Is Water Wet?

Water is not wet.

Is Water Wet?
Bryan: No, if you splash water on a mirror, the mirror is wet, not the water.

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Wet Dream

When a boy going through puberty has a very sexual dream usually including vaginas, sex or masturbation. He then gets an erection and semen squirts out of his penis

I had a wet dream last night

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Wet Sock

when giving anal, you pull your pinus out really quickly and there ass hole comes out, hanging like a wet sock

"yer i did my girlfriend right up the bum hole lastnight"
"nice"
"yer i know i gave her a wet sock!

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Wet Back

when you are having sex from behind and you pull out and squirt your load on your partners back.

I didn't wan't to get her pregnant so I made her a wet back

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