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Her: Ugh... you're using a turtle choker?!
Me: Yeah, thot
the act of stealing a live turtle.
disambiguation.
*not to be confused with “turtle napping”. (click here for images of sleeping turtles.)
Ricky: “arrested?! oh no, on what charges??”
Bobby: “felony turtle-nappin’.” (the act of stealing a live turtle)
A term used to describe someone you know who always loses arguments or someone who acts similar to an acoustic turtle but not as acoustic.
Person 1: “Dude I don’t always lose arguments.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”
A ticket given to you when you are driving too slow.
If you drive underneath 20 miles per hour, you will get a turtle ticket. This is a highway.
a scram and an awkward turtle, in one. the most socially awkward, scrammiest person you can think of.
scram: A punk bitch. A snitch. Someone who is probably going to end up getting fucked up. Someone you don't chill with...ever.
awkward turtle: A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend. And silence ensues
Jordynn stop being a creep, you scram turtle
Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"
"Turtle Squatting"
someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.
Noah stop being such a turtle squatter!!!
When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.
When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”