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a term used to describe the total and absolute disgust and/or dislike of anything generally accepted as fun, desirable, loving and exciting.
Most people love the beach, the warm weather and a good margarita , but it is an uncle paul nightmare to Johnny.
A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.
Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?
Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?
A name representing a young Asian-American who is a fucking loser and who masturbates to anime porn. He's a fat lazy douchebag who smells like baby shit and likes to suck dick. He pretends to be smart but will never go anywhere in life, and will end up shoveling shit out of portapotties. He isn't worthy of Chuck Norris' kick. He's a waste of air. Fucking chink.
Paul Cong Tran is a fucking loser. His mom doesn't even love him.
Saying things or actions that are very impossible from the start.
Just like Paul Heyman, saying that Brock Lesnar can take on Universal Championship and UFC's belt on himself.
Lover: I can take the stars, just for you to wish.
GF: You're doing a Paul Heyman again huh?
LOOK ITS LOGAN PAUL ya'll know he homo, and he is a bitch who only sucks white dicks, he is a slender looking shit that got claped by ksi in the ring
OH SHIT LOOK IT'S LOGAN PAUL
I BET LOGAN PAUL IS HOMO
When an individual uses butter as lubricant to masterbate a person.
“We’re out of lube”
“I have butter”
“That works. I love a good Paul Hollywood Handy“
When your feeling basic and controlling so decide to do missionary but use a solid log of doodoo instead of your penis.
Gave her the dirty Paul Marshall and she ain’t even know it.