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urinating on someone during sex
he gave me a golden shower last night
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it's the long skinny "animal" consisting of women's hair and soap scum that has accumulated in the tub drain.......often "captured" using a bent coat hanger. Its close relative is the "shower weasel" A poor draining tub or shower is the first sign that you may have a "tub ferret/shower weasel" infestation. Left to husband or boyfriend to remove.
As the water reached my ankles while showering at my girlfriends apartment,I realized she had a "tub ferret /shower weasel" living in the drain.
A super quick shower that Jack Bauer is forced to fit into a commercial break along with a Jack Bauer Power Dump during 24, as to not miss out on any of the terrorist ass-kicking.
I had to take a Jack Bauer Power Shower to clean the terrorist blood off me before my date.
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First used on the Comedy Central show Tosh.0, this is a reference to hitting a female in the genitalia. Daniel Tosh claimed that it was unfair that only men could be hit in the Genitals, and came up with a montage of female "nut shots"
Daniel Tosh: Game Ovaries! G-Spot Shot! Soreous Clitoris! Lady Flower Pain Shower!
Me: Hahahaha.
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when a female that is having a heavy period pisses on somebody in a sexual nature.
I saw an ad in the classifieds on craigslist for a golden shower of love, they are even having a valentines day special.
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Stop masturbating in the shower
McKinley, shorten up the shower.
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The pearl onion sized load that falls out of a lady after a night of unprotected sex in the #1 hole.
Suzie dropped a shower onion the morning after meeting a used car salesman at the bar.
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