Julia and Chill

Julia and Chill means you invite someone over to watch Julia Child's "The French Chef" together for three continuous days or more. It normally requires bringing a bowl of butter over for the butter rubbing session performed by rubbing an obscene amount of butter on the other person and massaging all over them whenever Julia uses her butter. One's also expected to bring along bottles of wine/cognac as well as an eviscerated turkey in order to play a popular drinking game called "la dinde de ménagère". La dinde de ménagère means that you drink the wine when Julia says the word "sautée", "bouillon" or "pâté" meanwhile rubbing your genital against the turkey 'til theres liquid fill in the turkey. This game goes on until the turkey is full and the two proceed to either copulate with the turkey or defecate in it but ONLY after the body fluid is cleared out and gently cooked following Julia's famous recipe "sauce de la bouguerille":

1)pour your fluid in pan
2)add in flour and the remaining butter and wine
3)reduce to 1/3 (=1/2)
4)serve with freshly chopped parsley, if desired

Then, one MUST recite that tongue twister Julia skillfully recited at the end of the turkey episode, in french: “Didon dîna, dit-on, du dos dodu d’un dodu dindon.” Then one proceeds to drink the sauce (or as in common practice, serve w/ roasted potatoes). This shall cause the person to uncontrollably scream out "Bon appétit!"upon reaching orgasm. The effect is permanent and can't be undone.

I tried out Julia and Chill with Paul last week and now I yell "Bon appétit" whenever I cum.

carbrini and chill

When your chilling with your bitch and she realises you're wearing a carbrini tracksuit and wants to have sex

man - come over got an empty
Girl - can't I'm busy my mum just died

man - I've got my carbrini on, carbrini and chill?
Girl - I'll be right over

chill cube

The coolest most chill no johns cube of them all

1: Bro did you get the new chill cube game?
2:no
1:WELL DO IT OR TAYLOR SWIFT WILL BREAK UP WITH YOU

manhole-chills

When yo girl go down on you, and she gets a little freaky past the testicles, she decides to penetrate your asshole. During the process you accumulate chills in your manhole.

This bitch's fingers do wonders and give me manhole-chills.

chill city.

the most relaxing place in the world, and you're the mayor.

Mike: "have you been to chill city?"
Harold: "no."
Mike: "then you should."

chill city.

Chill, Whistler

A phrase you use when somebody is being overly dramatic and going off about something that really doesn't matter. The term originates from the teapot actually. Everybody knows a teapot is the most cranky, dramatic object in a kitchen. A teapot whistles when its done boiling and its loud and insists that you quit whatever you’re doing to go take care of it. So there you have it.

“Hey! Where are you going?! Are you leaving me?!”
“Uh no I was just walking to the bathroom.”
“Well not right now! My high heel broke! I need you to take me to the mall and buy me a replacement, pronto.”
“I cant right now, i have to help my dad with something.”
“No, you have to take me now! If i dont go now im gonna miss the dance! this is the worst day in history!”
“Chill, whistler.”

Subway and Chill

An event that occurs when you go to subway to grab you and your girl a foot-long, take it to your/her place. 5 minutes into subway and chill is when sexual behavior begins to occur.

bf: "hey girl, I just bought us a sub, wanna eat some subway and chill?"
gf: "ok, I'll get my clothes off"
bf: "why"
gf: "what do you mean why? You bought me a sub so we fuck now."