Dude, that's just nasty! Your sheets have dried baby batter on 'em!
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Someone from the age of 55-75 who grew up with everything handed to them on a silver platter by the previous generation and try to take credit for it. A lot of these people seem to have a victim complex because even though they had an amazing economy and low cost of living they think they had it the hardest. They think the only reason why later generations cant afford to live is because they spend all their money on avocado toast and not that they crippled the economy. These people are very entitled and seem to think the world owes them something. While being the most entitled of any generation they seem to think that millennials are entitled for wanting to be able to afford to live. They feel like they are free to insult anyone but nobody can insult them because of "respect your elders" even though they dont respect anyone, again entitlement.
Millennial: bro I dont know how I'm gonna pay for rent this month, I only earn 30k a year even with a bachelors degree
Baby boomer: YOU KIDS NOWADAYS ARE SO ENTITLED BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD TO DRINK FROM THE GARDEN HOSE SNOWFLAKES
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When you havin sex with a pregnant chick
Yo last night I was poppin babies so many pregnant girls at da club
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When something is really easy to do. Another word for "Easy".
NORMAL - "Man that's real easy"
NEW - "Nigga, dat shit iz baby toys, nigga"
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The generation born in 2008, whos children and children's children will inherit massive debt as a result of TARP, the Troubled Asset Relief Program, and other inneffective bailouts/stimulus packages during the Bush and Obama presidencies.
We are TARP Babies
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to ejaculate your seamen a.k.a man jelly
"yo dude last night i was with this chick and right when i was about to baby blast i pulled out to make her think i came, she turned her head, and POW! i baby blasted all over her face!
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General term to describe the father of a child who is not married to the mother.
"I'd like to introduce you to John, the baby daddy."
(Note nods and subtle looks of acknowledgment, as the third person now understands baby was conceived out of wedlock and the parent couple relationship may be tenuous or non-existent.
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