Check Mate

When you are urinating in an empty washroom, and another man decides to use the urinal directly next to you instead of choosing literally any other urinal to pee in. After which, scoping your penis with a quick glance.

"Dude I swear to god you could of chosen any other urinal, but instead you check mate me..."

system of checks and balances

Refers to a totally-legal but still-somewhat-devious practice of writing personal checks for comparatively-minuscule bills --- like maybe just two or three bucks for a bag of fresh vegetables from a roadside farm-stand --- instead of paying them in cash, and then secretly hoping that the checks’ recipients will not want to bother going to the extra effort of cashing said “tiny” checks, and thus your bank-account’s “balance” will be unaffected by your purchases.

Practicing the “system of checks and balances” can have varying degrees of success, depending on various factors, such as how strapped your checks’ recipients are for cash, how accustomed they are to cashing/depositing checks, or how willing/able they are to accept checks, especially for such paltry amounts (here’s where paying with checks at an unattended “drop the money in the slot” or “place the money in the cup/jar” merchandise-stand can be a good idea, since there will be nobody there to balk at your paying with a check). Extra points if you “embellish” the checks with flowery praising messages about how wonderful the sellers’ merchandise/service is, since it may stroke the people’s ego so much that they will prefer to “frame it rather than cash it” (again, especially since the check is for such a small amount, and so its value might likely not mean all that much to the person’s overall budget) when deciding what to do with your checks.

check-out Separators

Those small separator beams at the check-out.

"come on! You forgot the separator!"

"Can you grab the check-out separators?"

crack check

A means of fact-checking someone's story to ensure they are not smoking crack.

Daniel's proposal seems a bit ambitious. Maybe we should crack check him.

Check banana

to check out a guy package when he walks by.

Girl 1: Wow. He's hot.
Girl 2: Yeah girlfriend. Check banana.

BREAK CHECK

when you BREAK CHECK

Caeden: *Moves car*
Regan: "BREAK CHECK!"

Gravity Check

Tool used on interest-based websites to link them to Gravity.com for further research, information and connections.

Yo, let's just Gravity Check it!