Fat Joe

Slang For an erection.

Your dad had a Fat Joe last night.

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fat tony

a really really really ridiculously large line of cocaine

hey boys lets do a fat tony

if i do this fat tony my head wont be right for a month

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You're fat

A phrase jealous fat people or slutty skinny people say to normal people.

Often used by air-heads who think they're perfect

Miley Cyrus: "Dude, omg, you're fat!"

Normal Person: "I wouldn't be talking"

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fat white

Refers to the overweight barrow house member. Who eats a lot..

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fat on the couch

Common condition affecting married women.
Scientists have proven that a combination of diamond/gold wedding rings and wedding cake lead to your once attractive girlfriend (Now wife) getting Fat On The Couch. This woman who once took care of herself and made efforts to dress sexy and wear make-up, now rarely moves her fat ass off the couch. This condition is triggered by the chemical interaction of the wedding rings and cake and leads to the woman feeling secure knowing she can let her body go to hell because if her husband divorces her, she gets half his stuff.

My buddy's ex-wife got fat on the couch less than a year after they got married. He got tired of screwing a fat slob so got himself a hottie on the side. He kicked the fat bitch to the curb, but she took half his stuff.

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Fat-Fast

The exact opposite of "Slim-Fast". Instead of assisting the user in loss of body fat, the weight is therefore added on instantly by drinking the beverage.

I wanted to get fat instantly, so I drank Fat-Fast.

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Fat Charlie

You’ll know it when you see it.

My cat is a real Fat Charlie.

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