Fat-Fast

The exact opposite of "Slim-Fast". Instead of assisting the user in loss of body fat, the weight is therefore added on instantly by drinking the beverage.

I wanted to get fat instantly, so I drank Fat-Fast.

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Fat Kids Sink Fast

fuckin' tight as shit band from oly washington

human #1: did you check out Fat Kids Sink Fast yesterday?
human #2: fuckin' yeah and they were tight as shit.... anyways hand over your wallet or i'll fucking kill you
human #1: wait a second what the fuck! when did this turn into a mugging? this was just supposed to be an example.
human #2: yeah and now its an example of a fatal stab wound to the gut. *stabs human #1*
human #3: holy shit! whats going on?!?!?!
human #1: its not what it looks like... *stabs human #3 and runs*

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