shitty finger

When someone fingers your asshole and its brown from poop.

ew.i fingered her asshole and got shitty fingers,

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fingering the grandma

doing or keeping e.one story I herd about this unusual term is that some old folk acidentaly mistook there grand childs drug stash as medication. invibed and became more um comfortable with sexual activity than they had been in years. in other words an example of the power of the drug.

Are you fingering the grandma tonight?

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two fingers

See 2 fingers.

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stinky finger

the result of going to bed with an itchy butt

John: Dude, Chris.. why does Paul smell so bad?

Chris: You know how he do... Go bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.

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finger circle

When you make ur hand into the this shape 👌 then proceed to flip it over below the waste. Used as an expression of fuck you suck my dick ect.

Bro nick saban flexing on all the haters with that finger circle below the belt.

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Fat Fingered

To mess up a typed document with misspellings (typos)

To Be porked or screwed by someone.

That letter got fat fingered, Obviously someone can't type!

I got fat fingered last night yo...

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The Bong Finger

The act of putting your right hand palm up, flicking the middle finger back and forward whilst saying "BONG!" to vulgarly arouse a young girl or boy.

Can also used to intimidate a friend or PE teacher by "bong fingering" their rectum or testicles.

Gaz : "How can I arouse the potential Ryan?"
Ryan : "Use the Bong Finger!"
Gaz : "BONG BONG BONG"
Potential : Oooooohhhhhh.... *orgasms*

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