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When you are talking on the phone with someone and they say some dank shit and you be like "Hol' up... i gotta go" then you say "Ummm... my Phone ringing, nigward"🤷🏿 ♂️
A:"I saw my moms nudes one time and it was the weirdest thing thats ever happened between me and her"
M:"Ummm... My Phones Ringing, nigward"
Your moms old iphone that you found after she forgot she had it and u now use it as a porn phone even though you cant figure out how to get your moms picture off of the walpaper because she has restriction passwords for everything!!
FUCK! My mom in the anus.. oh yeah.. and i have a porn phone.
When you have a hard time taking your phone out of your pocket.
My pants are so tight I get phone constipation.
Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher
I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss
When someone says something gross through text or call. Just generally through the phone. Your reaction would be to immediately say smash phone
"look Ken sent me sext. Gosh smash phone."
Knowing more about a phone then you let on
You kids think I’m so dumb when I’m actually phone savy
You're so yummy and so sweet
Simply alright and proper
I like your fat way 'cause I like them double whoppers
I often hear people on street laughing about you
But were you all skin and bones I couldn't cuddle up on you
You are so
Yummy yummy yummy yummy fat fat fat
*Laughs*
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