Kyle is the best fucking person you will EVER MEET. he's so funny and loveable despite him only joking about sex. he has the cutest squishy thighs ever. AND HES SO LITTLE AND COOL. Kyles always get a bad rep from the stereotype that all Kyle just listen to soad and drink monster, but if you ever meet a kyle give him some love (and a monster).
Me: OMG KYLE CAN I PLAY TIC TAC TOE ON UR THIGHS!!!???
Kyle: no wtf
Kyle is the most caring person ever. He was the love of my life and I wish I didn’t ruin everything. He will always have a place in my heart. I hope that we can find each other again even though he doesn’t feel the same anymore.
I love you Kyle.
A male version of Karen. Obnoxious. Must have his way in all social situations involving managers.
Again with the manager? What are you, a Kyle?
Kyle is an amazing person. He's good at math and various sports, especially Rugby. He has muscles that are hard
Kyle is amazing
Someone wh pounds monsters in more ways than one and ghosts you for 8 hours at a time.
Me: Who was that?
You: *Dies*
Me: ah, it was Kyle