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whore nuts

Whore nuts are how to tell for sure whether that delicious ho you're about to bang is a boy or a girl.

Edgar: You're looking a bit moody today.

Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.

We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.

Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!

by scodder November 15, 2012

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Nut walters

A mutha fuckin asshole.

That guy behind the counter is nut walters.

by bringer o'beef$ January 7, 2015


nut spackled

Nut spackled is the act of getting a cock shot so hard that you fall down and stay there for long periods of time.

Person one: bro did you see Kyle get nut spackled during dodge ball.

Person two: ya he got fucking destroyed

by Igotmydickstuckinatoaster September 25, 2019


Nut slug

The drop of cum that hits the floor, bed, etc. after you bust your load in a chick and she stands up causing the "Nut Slug" to fall out and leave a slim ball

Eww is that my nut slug on the floor?

by GustavinStevens September 9, 2016


auto nut

Press button to jizz every 5 minutes

I like to auto nut on a daily basis

by YoNun July 21, 2017


Nut-Lag

When you bust a fat nut(s) so hard you feel like you have jet lag

Bro i nutted 5 times i have Nut-Lag

by shorbz_ December 17, 2019


PostIt nuts

when you have so many PostIt notes that it drives you nuts.

My desktop is so full of PostIt notes that I am going postit nuts.

by Opishka November 24, 2009