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Wacking Texts

When people "wack" texts at eachother.

Matthew-"Ill just wack you a text :)"
Sam-"Ill wack you one back ;)"
This is an example of Wacking Texts at one another

by ChorleyCake September 02, 2010


text pretend

Pretending to be with another person via text, while being geographically separated.

John: Hey Samantha, I won't be able to make it out to SF tonight, so we will pretend to hang out via text.

Samantha: You mean text pretend?

by Bryck April 19, 2014


April 9 - National Dirty Texting and Nudes day

APRIL 9 is National Dirty Texting and Nudes day!

Text that somebody special everything you wish you could do to them and show them what they’re missing out on!!

New chat - Hey! Today is April 9 - National dirty texting and nudes day! I want to fuck you!…here’s what you’re missing out on

New snap

Received chat - I would love that…come over!!

by fuckdonkeysass April 09, 2024


funnel text

Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.

I was funnel texting last night....got 5 responders and ended up shagging Jessie again.

by Famous Reekie January 01, 2017


text-jected

"text rejected"

When you send an extremley serious or meaningfull. text/sext and the person you're texting hasnt responded for over 10 minutes.

usually followed by re-texting the person you sent the text to and saying "yeah, my phone is dying anyways. gtg."
and acting like they were just about to text you back.

guy1: oh FUCK! Big bertha just sent me a sext!

guy2: big bertha? oh shit, what are you gonna do?

guy1: im gonna text-ject her... wait shes texting me again..oh apparently her phone is dying anway.

*****
big bertha: damn, i totally got text-jected!

by damngurldamn55 October 19, 2011


SARcAsTIC tExT

When You ArE MoCKIng somEonE oR soMEThiNg And a FoRM of PrEssiNG SHifT A lot Of TIMEs

"i DON'T DRInk or eat ANYTHIng"

No I don't and 'nice using SARcAsTIC tExT'

by Accordingtoallknownlawsofmemes March 18, 2020


extramarital text

Texting a member of the opposite sex, who is not one's spouse or partner, for the primary purpose of flirting.

Sue: That guy I bumped into at the bar just texted me three times to meet for a drink later. Bob keeps grabbing my phone to see who it is.
Mary: Well, you're hot, Girl! That won't be the first time you got caught having extramarital text.

by redshirt58 May 23, 2011