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When you run and have to fart really bad, so you clench your butt cheeks together to hold it in while galloping.
That burrito I ate earlier had me fart gallop my way to the bathroom.
When you fart so hard that a little poo kisses your underwear.
"Wow" that was loud and sounded wet... Was that a Hershey Fart?
Any odor or noise that comes from your furnace.
Me: I hate when the furnace is just fired up in the fall, it smells and it's noisy.
Them: Time to get used to those demon farts. Once up and running, they diminish.
Me: Right? I just have to get used to it.
The opposite of air dookie, a solid fart is just a poop...a dookie...a back door nib despencer. The use of this term when your dookie is a liquid is absolutely frowned upon.
I shit a brick and it was the worst solid fart I’ve ever experienced.
an adorable euphemism for a skunk
The fart squirrel sprayed my dog in the face.
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When you fart is so loud and smelly it can be described as a nuke.
Mr Lababide, you just did a nuke fart, you nasty nutty boy
Having a momentary lapse of game; hitting on a girl and saying the wrong thing for a moment. Forgetting the right thing to say.
After saying all the right things to a girl and you are about to close the deal; you say you're an ass man when she has no ass. "I was talking to this girl last night and I had a total game fart."