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Where all the gingers celebrate there orange hair!
Hey Andy happy national Ginger day!
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National Slave Day is the day when you all the slaves that you own gets to meet their family and gets to try clean water.
This day occurs on the 6th of June
“Hey today all my niggas are gonna be free today for National Slave Day
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When someone takes an unusually looooooooong amount of time trying to take a picture of nature in attemps to take a National Geographic-worthy image.
Mother: WHAT are you doing? You've been standing there with your camera for like 20 minutes!
Father: I'm trying to take a good picture of this really neat-looking spider. But I'm having a bit of trouble capturing the dew drops on the web with this camera. I wish I had a better lens.
Kid: UGH! Not another National Geographic Moment!
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December 12th of every year is National Dick Day go grab dick
Is it national dick day because he grabbed my dick
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It should be a thing. Not a day where you are allowed to rape innocent people, but a day where VICTIMS raise awareness about rape.
And if you think rape is fine, go die in fucking hell please. AND TEACH YOUR SONS THAT S/A IS NOT RIGHT..WHEN SOMEONE SAYS ''NO'' ITS NO.
Boy one: YAY ITS NATIONAL RAPE DAY! Lets go rape some innocent girls to traumatize them. *walks up to a girl trying to grab them*
Girl one:*sprays pepper spray in his eyes and cuts off his penis and balls and shoves them down his throat*
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a day where you appreciate derek bc he is the best bfffffff ever
person 1: what’s today hmmmmmmmmm?
person 2: national derek day you fucking idiot
The day where Gurkan Senpapi and Julia Mommy are 3 years apart in age.
"Hey Julia Mommy, happy National WhaleCum Day!"
"Hey Gurkan Senpapi, happy National WhaleCum Day!"