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when a male's chest hair spyrals to seduct the viewer, repulsive to most.
*Please note you must have man boobs to have 'seductive tits'*
wow Hermionie, did you ever noticed that Harry has seductive tits?
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when someone of the female persuasion catches you off-guard with a surprisingly strong set of mammary glands.
Most commonly displayed on hippie/bohemian-type women (long dresses, long or unkept hair, abundance of scarves, etc) who are not normally associated with large or well-rounded breasts. When you see a woman of this description with a great set of cans, it can catch you off guard - (1) because they are great in size, circumference, and viewing (cleavage) angles, and (2) because hippie-lady types often don't wear bras, showing these goods in just about their natural (naked) state.
"Your friend looked much better in person than in her pictures, like a classic case of hippie tits, since I got the impression she was too much the athletic or demure type to have great ones".
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(swiv-uhl tits)
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1. A decorative pair of ceramic birds mounted on a rotating platform.
2. Unsightly pendulous sagging breasts often due to the combination of gravity and aging.
"You'll never believe what I picked up from the garage sale. Look, swivel tits!"
"Don't go in there! There is an old lady prancing around naked in the locker room. I just saw her swivel tits, and now I am scarred for life..."
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When an overwhelmed, overweight man or woman with large breasts becomes so agrivated that they begin to swing and flail their huge fat ugly man tits in a destructive mannor.
When little jonny came home, the house was in ruins, lamps and tables over turned and nipple prints spattered across the windows and mirrors. evidence of the tit fit the night before.
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When someone is absolutely owning or winning at something, they are said to be "cookin' tits." Usually exclaimed by hipsters pretending to be cool.
Hipster: Dude! I just got 7 different phone numbers from hot asian chicks over there!
Other Hipster: Holy shite! You're cookin' tits.
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