washing your feet with socks on

This describes the way many men feel about sex while wearing a condom.

Ben Dover complained that wearing a rubber is just like washing your feet with socks on.

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pushing a wet sock

A flacid, useless and/or impotent dick.

A nuetered dog who attempts to hump a bitch from instinct, long ago nuetered and useless in this regard.

She wanted more, but his attempt to penetrate was like pushing a wet sock, so they pulled out the dildo, instead.

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poop fart nigga sock

Poop fart nigga sock

Tony likes cock so he’s a poop fart nigga sock

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Adidas Sandals and Socks Combo

Perhaps the most comfortable of all combos, the Adidas Sandals and Socks Combo provides unrivalled comfort along with looks that will pull the most hard-to-get bitches. Common amongst Europeans (mainly Croatians/Bosnians), such a combo dates back centuries and has proven to withstand the tests of time to evolve from leather to the new plastic, Adidas sandals.

Slipping into his Adidas Sandals and Socks Combo, Dave was ready to tackle treacherous endeavours and whatever challenges life throws up, as only such a combo can handle impossible tasks whilst providing extreme comfort, style and sex appeal.

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sock full of hot nickels

a plausible explanation of why a girl is so ugly.

Sara's got a nice body, but it looks like she got hit in the face with a sock full of hot nickels.

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you rock my socks

When someone is really cool.

"Oh my god Joe!"
"What?"
"You rock my socks!"

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Pappy's Old Dress Sock

A dirty, used condom belonging to an elderly male. Typically never thrown away and usually disposed of in an improper manner like left on the floor, in a bed pan for the nurse, on the back of a golf cart, or on the sidewalk.

Frank was walking in to the nursing home to visit his grandmother when he spotted Pappy's Old Dress Sock tossed in the corner of the lobby.

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