The state of someone who has never vc'ed with someone on the internet before.
Tans: yo wanna vc?
mel: N-n-no I have never vc'ed ever before! Am a vc virgin... and am prolly not ready to lose it rn
Tans: Man i dont get the point of vc virginity -_-
A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.
Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
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A ridiculously nasty guy who doesn't take showers and plays League of Legends everyday. Also is a beta male and when they speak to girls, they get scared off due to their ugly appearance.
Damn, that coconut virgin smells mustier than Discord mods.
When a gay male decided to battle in his first sword fight and loses and thus has to be the bottom...
GH1: Hey you my Grindr hook-up?
GH2: yeah let’s Roman
GH1: okay cool it’s my first Roman
GH2: prepare to be virgin Roman then...
One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds
Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.
One who went thru all of Covid-19 with out sex
I started covid single so I was forced to become a Pandemic Virgin
This is the type of athlete who swears that he runs 10 km in 2 minutes thanks to creatine and then he scares the hoes away because of his somali genes and floppy cock. His family is also disappointed in him and his aunt is a slut. His cardiovascular abilities come in handy on every wednesday when he robs a ship full of oil and fish cum near the somali coast. He also puts nicotine pouches in his ass.
Ice cream man: "what the fuck is up with the cum in the sink"
condom head: "ay man don't talk shit about my nigga"
somali: "oooga booga maga ooobos creatine virgin athlete i rob ship flopy coc haahaahahha ooh ooh aaaaaaa"
adolf hitler: "nigga shut yo dumb ass up im bouta fuck on yo aunt that stupid ahh slut"
somali: "heil hitler!"