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When you a girl blows you while chewing minty gum
I gave her some 5 gum and then she gave me that minty dick
When a female who has male friends who has had sexual dates with each one of them and the irrelevant dick catches feelings for her and gets mad at all the other one who's had sex with her and now she deletes his number
Hey girl, what are you doing tonight?
Going out with Sam. Why?
Who's Sam?
What's it too you?
Well I thought we was going to hang out tonight..
Well I'm sorry..
So it's like that?.
You are irrelevant dick dude..
You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.
Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.
Sixteen gigantic dicks, swarming around an innocent girl. Turns you on immediately right?
One dick, two dicks, three dicks, four dicks, five dicks, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, SIXTEEN DICKS GAGGED IN YOUR MOUTH!
On May 7th national suck suck day begins. Girls make sure to suck some dick anyones fr.
"Did you know today was National Suck Dick Day
This wonderful holiday falls in may 24th
Mark: do you know when national suck dick day is?
Tiffany: 24th of may
When you ask for a girl to suck your dick
Boy: what day is it tmr
Girl: dec 14
Boy: no its national suck dick day