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did you see Jesus's balls when he was nailed to the cross. man oh man they look tasty. Like the Balls of Jesus.
A reasonably healthy munchie sandwich when your high as f@#$ which consist of peanut butter, nutella and slices of bananas and toasted bread.
Black Jesus was F!@#in' delicious.. no homo
The truth. Jesus was a black man. And he still lives in southington and will kick your ass in counterstrike.
"You just got pwnd by Black Jesus"
Pope "Jesus was white"
Me "blasphemy, he was black"
The act of piercing the torso and inserting the penis in the crevice.
man "dude why did you mum go to hospital?"
man "she got a jesus hole from her closet lover"
Wow, I have 4 tests in the next two days.. time to find me some jesus pills and get that shit done!
Making a chick cum just by rubbing your leg on her vagina.
My niggsa L Dog the omniscient gave that hoe the Jesus Leg
Fuckin rad as hell, like funyons when you're drunk. Also, the way that cat from Ali Baba's pronounces cheese sticks. Real fuckin tasty by the way.
The new Die Hard movie is seriously Jesus Dick.