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Dead man's shift

The shift within a night watch covering from midnight until dawn or midnight until 04:00 in modern forces.

Generally regarded as the worst shift to draw, as it combines the least sleep with the highest fatigue and the highest risk of attacks.

The attack came around 2am with only a lone guard on the dead man's shift snoring in the command room.

by CircularLogic May 9, 2011

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Walking the dead dog

When you release a rancid fart and walk away; the stench follows you like walking a dog. A dead dog.

"My god, it smells dangerous over there"
"Hehe yeah, Matt was just walking the dead dog."

by Fugazziboi September 10, 2014

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dead head

burnt out followers of the band the Greateful Dead.

Question.
how many dead heads does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer
they dont change it, they watch it slowly burn out as they follow it around for 15 years.

damb im glad he is dead

by nightdrive December 26, 2007

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Dead week

A term used to describe the time between the last finals of Yale and the official Commencement activities. As tradition in recent generations, graduating seniors travel during this time (especially to Myrtle Beach, SC). Other underclassmen participating or working for graduation all move to Old Campus housing. There are no planed events and thus they must just wait for Dead Week to end and graduation to start (the YPMB is famous for having a film festival with each class making a film during Dead Week--including a Junior feature length film--that is screened at the end of Dead Week).

Yalie K: "I am so excited to just party and do nothing during Dead Week."

Yalie T: "I am too but know that I will be freaking out about finishing papers that I could not get done."

Yalie K: "You are stupid! Dead Week is when you are done with school and can just day drink at Yale."

by trbele May 18, 2012

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Dead Memes Thursday

The third Thursday of November is dead memes thursday. On dead memes thursday we celebrate memes that aren't popular anymore. These dead memes bring back memories and remind us of how retarded we once were.

Some dead memes will still be funny, while others will sound ridiculous and give us an understanding of the retardedness of our past selves.

On dead memes thursday, we celebrated the ppap guy.

by Sujay Lover September 12, 2018


dead end job

a dead end job is a job where thereโ€™s no room for advancement or pay increase and where you arenโ€™t treated with respect .

Teen: hey dad i found a new job and i love it

Dad: that job is a dead end job you canโ€™t go anywhere with that go find a career .

Teen: ok dad iโ€™ll go to trade school or work for law enforcement or maybe even become a firefighter .

by Facts_speaker September 21, 2021


Fuck a dead pony

When one attempts to have sexual intercourse with their partner who is fast asleep.

Keith tried to fuck a dead pony last night.

by Daisymoo June 11, 2015