check his calendar

To check his sanity.

"Can you imagine if Walter Alston wore a football helmet during the baseball game? They would truck him away, man. 'Get him out of the dugout, man. Check his calendar!'"
-George Carlin, An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slazo

Pooped in his own hand

An action that backfired horribly
Karma

"Principal Hugh.J added a rule that eating isnt allowed in the classes, so everyone ate in the school halls!
Geez, he pooped in his own hand, did he?

Chris Noble his ass

To beat up a underclassmen as a senior and losing your athletics scholarship

Daniel Chris Noble his ass and lost that D-1 basketball scholarship to the University of Houston

Hied

Past tense of ‘Hi’

I hied Liam yesterday

croc in his pocket

a person who is stingy or cheap; usually someone who has money

"It's never Jim's turn to pay, he must have a croc in his pocket."

hi-def

The state of being so high, usually on marijuana, that the stoner becomes deaf. Often associated with being so absorbed watching HDTV that everything else is ignored. Inspired by a high deaf kid who gets deafer as he gets higher.

Peter was so hi-def that he couldn't even hear the police siren as they pulled up to arrest him for dealing hella-weed.

had his chips

there are many different variation's of the "chip" it can be applied to all scenarios and you can even make specific variants for special occasion's. You will find that this can be a very versatile and im yet to find a time when it hasn't worked.

Here are some of my many different versions:

Billy chips: this generally apply's to something getting its chips fast.

Afghan chips: This apply's to getting the chips hardcore style.

jacker chips: This came around recently playing Halo: Reach and when I got jacked out my Banshee this new version was made.

oh hes had his chips