Random
Source Code
Random
Kyle is short asf and very dumb hes not funny and hes fucking adopted he has no friends and a micro penis
Girl:oh no its Kyle hes short and has a small dick
Kyle:hey ladies im gay
A guy who is kind and funny. He is always there for someone and you will instantly be his friend if you get to know him and socialize with him. He has an amazing personality. He may not know everyone but he knows you. He's always heartbroken by his girlfriends but cheering him up will help. He will always be with you and help you as long as he can.
James: Is that Kyle over there?
Dan: Yeah, he is really amazing, you should talk to him.
Kyle is someone who drinks many Monsters and may have several holes in his walls. Kyles typically have no more than 2 GCSEs
Boy: come over to my house
Girl: okay kyle
*girl and boy walk into Kyles room*
*girl sees lots of holes in his walls*
Boy: so cool rite
A person who loves to talk to girls and is easily attracted to girls. A smart person who always aces his tests and is BIG BRAIN.
Kyle: sheesh that girls is hot
person 1: Kyle, what is 56 squared
Kyle: 3136
A Kyle is an individual who lives solely on Monster Energy and domestic abuse. This creature will be found at has stations around 2am attempting to purchase alcohol and will commonly be found adorned in a sideways cap, at least 4 face tattoos, and sagging cargo shorts at most mid thigh level while spouting a racial slur approximately every 3 words. The most common signs of a Kyle passing through recently is holes in drywalling and used Juul pods and cigarette butts.
Sarah: why are there so many new paintings in your apartment?
Stacy: Kyle's ID is expired so he couldn't buy his Newports
That one guy who always thinks he is so tough and strong for punching a hole through a dry wall while always drinking monster energy drinks. He also always thinks he is smarter than everyone but he doesn’t even know what day it is.
Person #1: hey did you see that Kyle guy?
Person #2: oh my god yeah he thinks he is so smart even though he is such an idiot!
Person #1: I know right?!? He also thinks he is so tough because he can punch a hole through a dry wall!
Person #1 and person #2: Ha! Yeah what a laughing stock.
Kyle's are incapable of taking jokes. They will probably die a virgin.
Kyle is an gashay.