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a term popularized by milffromohio, "hey ladies, im sephy" is now a known virgin calling card and used largely by unfunny tweens.
Person A: "hey ladies, im sephy!"
Person B: "I wish your parents killed you instead of themselves"
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the effect of a ladies arm fat being squeezing out the end of her sleeves, this can be combated by the loser fitting garments but does not solve the problem.
"OMG, look at those tuck shop lady arms, they look like that lady has 4 legs and no arms"
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a condition where you feel a compulsive need to turn down party invites and/or any other happy event that involves drinking
jay: Hey anthony, come over and let's drink some wine.
anthony: I'm sorry I can't. My booty is very saggy and sticky today. I can't get up my sofa.
jay: You need intervention! That's a sign of O.L.S Old Lady Syndrome.
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A shit primary school thats it
Did you go to that tapped school Our Lady Queen of Heaven?
Our lady of graft and corruption is ferdinand marcos' wife.
The forbidden legendary insult that even the ones who dare to speak it quickly choke and die. If said the universe will implode in on itself until there is nothing left but the eternal abyss of silence.
Bob; your granpap a trap
Carl; *said while dying* you leave me no other choice,
Bob; No, have mercy!
Carl; your male baby a lady!
*the earth around then squished them into the void*
That one old lady next door that loves to talk and bake cookies. She i really sweet and will always offer you cake if you come by her house.
Person 1: Dude, the old lady next door is super nice.
Person 2: yeah, i totally wanna plow her wrinkly ass all the way to the moon.