I'll be ready in 5 minutes

The validation of Einstein's theory of relativity, in which the concept of five minutes is infinitely elastic, and feminine.

"I'll be ready in 5 minutes" she liked to say, and he knew he could relax for at least an hour.

5 Centimeters Per Second

2007 Japanese animated movie drama about time and love. Basically the Japanese version of The Notebook.

"The movie is named 5 Centimeters Per Second for the speed at which cherry blossom petals fall, petals being a metaphorical representation of humans, reminiscent of the slowness of life and how people often start together but slowly drift into their separate ways."

Did you cry while watching 5 Centimeters Per Second?

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5 inch bunch up

The optical illusion created by some jeans and pants that gives the appearance that you have a boner when in reality you don't. AKA pitching a tent

Those blue jeans gave me a killer 5 inch bunch up

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$5 hot-n-ready

A cheap handjob. Usually performed in a shady location, such as an alley or a bathroom. Originated in Philly

"Yo I ran into this hot jawn at the show last night! I was hoping to score afterwards, but all I got was a $5 hot-n-ready in the bathroom."

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stage 5-clinger

a dumb bitch, who complains, moans and bitches about her crushes new girlfriend.

Sami: "Whoes Edward's new girlfriend?"
Emily: "I dunno some red-headed slut."
Sami: "Sounds like a bitch"
Emily: "She is"

*Proceeds to make every facebook status about her "boyfriend" that never was, and his new girlfriend.*

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