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i-sore

the notch on iPhone 14 pro models that looks like an I and is goddamm ocd inducing

looks like

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Jake: hey did you buy the new iPhone 14 pro
Kirsten: yeah I did
Jake: look at that i-sore
Kirsten: if id known I would get the 14 non pro

localiapstore

a iphone jailbreak tweak that lets you hack in app purchases on most games

works on most offline games and in app purchase that disables ads

tested apps(as of 3/2022): crossy road(im not really a gamer so i dont know what to put here)

official cydia repo : repo.hackyouriphone.org

(free 2 play game): do you want to buy this skin for $2.99
player: jailbreaks iphone with unc0ver and proceeds to install localiapstore and uses it to hack purchases

happymod

an android app that lets you download hacked versions "mods" of games that are user uploaded

official site happymod.com

(Pay 2 win game) Do you want to pay $5.99 to upgrade this sword
player: deletes the game and downloads a better version from happymod

figlet

A command used in Linux to generate ASCII art

usage:
figlet /fontname yourtexthere
type figlet for font list

Steve: how do you make acsii art
Alex just go into your Linux terminal and type in “figlet (your text here)”

Steve: What the fuck is Linux
Alex: ok then just go to telehack.com and do the same thing
Steve:OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKED

frontage

it's when you ask someone to move in front of you or when you move in front of someone.
usually done in a lunch line.

sometimes you have to pay

James: Can i have a frontage
Natalie:if you pay me 50 cents

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm effect

the effect when you type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into google
usually a symptom of boredom and depression

(is this really necessary)

urbandictonary: should include the word being defined
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm effect