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When your Cambodian boyfriend gets a stiffy and extends past the 1 inch mark, bruising your throat.
Alternatively, any hummer that results in neurotic flesh in your throat.
Did you hear about Jason's girlfriend Emma? After he gave her a Cambodian throat punch, she had to have throat surgery.
When you stand out in a formal setting, being as you are not dressed formally.
"Dude, I went to the Met Gala and I totally stood out like a turd in a punch bowl!"
Fisting yourself in the ass while masturbating
<So what did you do last night?>
<Got bored and donkey punched myself while watching porn>
<Why the fuck would you ever do that?!>
The Super Punch is attained only when the following conditions are met in the following order.
1)Take a dump on your hand
2)Go to Wendy's
3)Let it fester for three days
4)Fist a girl
5)Super punch initiated once steps 1-4 are done and you punch the mother of the girl in number 4 in the face.
I was at a party making fun of all the lame drawn out definitions on Urban. Someone disagreed with me, so I SUPER PUNCHED her.
On Monday the 24th of February you must punch every ranga you see, strawberry blondes don’t exist.
ginger ranga punch aussie
“See that ranga katie we should punch her it’s the 24th of Feb”
“Yeah it’s punch a ranga day”
“Let’s get her”
(Verb) kung-poo-punching
Kung Poo punching is the act of punching your partners anus so hard that your first is completely swallowed by their anus. Also making a "wii cha" sound when doing so.
This usually results in death for the victim, as the person Kung-Poo-Punching them usually takes a kidney as a trophey.
Bob: Woah, last night i Kung Poo Punched my girlfriend so hard, that i got carried away and took her kidney as a trophey.
Jane: Oh wow, i might try that with Rod tonight.
Being struck in the belly by the handle of a snow shovel. This usually happens when you walk behind a snow shovel as you plow the snow out of the way and suddenly strike a crack or seam in the cement.
Oh man! I just got nailed by a sidewalk sucker punch. It knocked the wind out of me. I'll finish shoveling the snow later.