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Someone who is too cool to care about COVID-19.
Person 1: "Do you mind if I take my mask off? It's getting so hot."
COVID cool girl: "Yeah, totally, I don't even care."
Person 2 in the corner of the room: *scoffs under their breath and mumbles* "Way to be a COVID cool girl. Now we'll have to deal with this shit for another 12 months"
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This is a giant council made up of only the coolest of cool. If you are not one of the coolest of cool, you may not take a seat on the council. This council is made up of people who have recieved more than 1 Schlag and 50 lollerskates. However, acceptions can be made for asians who hang out with hispanics and jews, or hispanics who hang out with asians and jews, or jews who hang out with asians and hispanics, because they are already the coolest of cool. The council is ruled by a trio made up of a hispanic, an asian and a jew. You will be treated like a god if you have a seat on the Coolest-Of-Cool Council.
"Oh Johnny, i wish i could someday take a seat on the Coolest-Of-Cool Council and have naked hamsters bring me breakfast and sex in bed!" said Mommy to me as she was tucking me into bed after a light dinner of tea and strumpets.
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I think it’s really cool, that you’re twenty five, You drink, do drugs,smoke cigerattes, your old enough to drive
Similar to Cool Beans
Pronounced Kool Bean-ee Ween-ees
Response when you are responding to something said that was very cool.
(1) I totally saw this awesome trick done on a skateboard the other day (2) Cool Beanie Weenies, yo!
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The perfect way to dismiss what someone is saying . To totally blow someone off when they are talking nonsense.
YOu respond OK Cool Hook Em, when your buddy says, Dude, you know my football team is way better than yours.
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Used in midwestern United States mortuaries to describe long deceased but yet to be embalmed females.
The client on this gurney is double cool with knobs.
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