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A children’s doctor who has you leave your entire life to sail with him whilst promising love, affection, reassurance, marriage and companionship.
Oh look, there’s dr Jimmy pat… I wonder where his Christina is
swedish pop star, bullshiting everyone he meets online...
Irina: so your band, are you guys famous yet?
Jimmy Jansson: no, but i wish
Jimmy Jam is another word for Music or Song.
Guy: "Dude, you gotta listen to this jimmy jam!"
Dude: "Bruv, is that Post Malone, my guy?"
Guy: "Ye, man."
1. The kind of music only the coolest of cats listen to.
2. Jam that a modded Minecraft villager can sell you or you can buy from him.
Carl: “Aw, dude, these are my Jimmy jams!”
Mark: “For the first time, I actually agree, this is some good music.”
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Mark: “I found this weird villager wearing pink in this modpack, he’s selling Jimmy jams!”
Carl: “Just kill him and take them-“
Mark: “No!”
what you get called if you are a transvestite
"im a transvestite"
"you are a Jimmy Smith"
A Dirty Jimmy is the sexual act consisting in a guy cumming all over another guy's penis, then the latter puts any spicy seasoning on his hand and masturbates his cum-drenched dick, and when the mix is homogenous, someone else sucks dry the poor fella's dick.
A: Have you ever done a dirty jimmy?
B: Last week my girl tried to pressure me into doing it, but there's no way I'm turning my dick into a nasty birthday party hot-dog.
An expression used by the elederly describing their prefrence to an angry man named Jimmy over an unpleasant Noun .
My grandma said she'd rather fight an angry Jimmy then do anal again