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When a womans vagina has meat curtains that hang down, and yet she has rings pierced on the elongated labia.
Damn! That bitch has curtain rings!
When a male or female sucks your penis so much you run out of semen
When you are talking on the phone with someone and they say some dank shit and you be like "Hol' up... i gotta go" then you say "Ummm... my Phone ringing, nigward"🤷🏿 ♂️
A:"I saw my moms nudes one time and it was the weirdest thing thats ever happened between me and her"
M:"Ummm... My Phones Ringing, nigward"
CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"
reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?
CNN: ... Yes...
A dick ring is when you get a genital piercing right thru ya dick and is very painful and rare to get.
If you get a dick ring don't touch it to something electric!
Just another one of Australia’s creatures that can fucking kill you. Small octopus with noticeable blue rings, harboring in the Western Pacific Ocean. It’s small frame contains a neurotoxin that will send you to meet Jesus. Not can, will.
Mate I think I touched a Blue Ringed Octopus.
Well nice knowing you.
When you've eaten spicy food and doing a shit makes your ass feel like it's on fire.
"Dude, let's go out for some Mexican food."
"You crazy!? I don't want Hell's ring."